Saturday | March 24th, 2012
Asian Olympics
its not racist if its a GOOD stereotype… right??
after a lengthy hiatus, it appears I’m back in the habit of expressing cynicism in stick form… on whatever paper is handy at the moment and then scanning them in later. so rejoice fellow cynical extremists, the end of the world is not yet nigh and therefore, there are many jokes yet to be had. so um… stick around. I’ll try to make it interesting for you.
Operator Out
so laugh, damn you.
well what can we say about another year…. i said something last year. that should be enough, shouldnt it? no no the people always want more. they crave it. they will kill you for it. Whats the tradition here? Blow something up and make promises we all know you wont keep. I propose reverse psychology resolutions. this year i resolve to drink more, smoke more, and run over more pedestrians with my car. due to the new years resolution-time-continue’um theorem i will break a least one of these (you choose, not me) thereby ensuring the desired result of post-binge abstinence that we always seem to value around this time of year…